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The depths of the hunger pains had started. And I knew that something was ahead...glorious sheds of leafy green...uh...things...and warm premade soup in an oversized pot was waiting for me on the other side of town.

(okay more like a few minutes to drive, but whatevs...). Anyvag...I get there...and I lustfully grab that bag o' goodies and head to my next destination: Zee WOODS. The sun was beating in translucent shades and majestic *** temperatures and I slowly, and porn-like seductively opened my bag of Panera. Goodness gracious!

The soup...check! The sal-ADD...check. The...the...wait...no?...NO UTENSILS?! NONE!

I begin to perspire... The beads of sweat formed. I need to eat this. The enraged sounds of my tummy start to boil to surface and it sounds like jurassic park is being remade.

I need to eat. To no avail, I begin to stuff my yam with the salad, fingers full of the Ranch liquid mess and sipped my TomatoSoup till it was all gone. I began to treck back to my car and I saw them: a beautiful little family looking bewildered. Maybe they were lost?

I started to make a closer approach to them and I hear the little girl clench onto her mothers leg and scream, "Mommy!!!" The parents grab their kid and tell her to "Get in the CAR!" and look like at me in horror. Or was it ...{{REDACTED}} I felt visually violated...but without being violated. Odd. I get into my car and as I'm backing out...I see what the kid was in terror about...my mouth was covered in some crusty croutons and half finished chicken from the salad with remains of tomato soup...I looked like I had eaten an animal...

on top of the corners of my mouth fashioning some Ranch dressing. {{REDACTED}}

Let me tell you, Panera.

It was a great look for me. If I would have had the utensils, I wouldn't look like {{REDACTED}} Thanks...

Reason of review: Damaged or defective.

Preferred solution: Let the company propose a solution.

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